Sometimes the manliest of men can be emasculated simply by ordering the wrong kind of drink at the bar. Ask the bartender for a "sex on the beach" and the stories you just told your lady friend of your days playing high school football or the time you wrestled a bear will be forgotten faster than you can say, "Can you put a little umbrella in my drink?"
Here are 10 drinks that "real men" never order.
10. A drink with a name you can't pronounce.
9. Malibu and Diet Coke.
8. Fuzzy Navel.
7. Anything that ends in "tini" that's not a martini.
6. "What she's having."
5. Anything that you find very sweet and tasty.
4. Sex on the Beach.
3. Any fruit-flavored malt beverage.
1. Cosmopolitan. (AskMen)