A 36-Year-Old Man is Arrested for Assaulting a Teenage Relative With a Taco Bell Burrito:

 

 

This happened on February 15th, but the police report just leaked out.  In Port St. Lucie, Florida, 36-year-old Erik Brown was arrested for assaulting his 16-year-old brother-in-law . . . with a TACO BELL BURRITO.

 

 

Erik is married to the boy's older sister.  And back on the 15th, after the family ordered Taco Bell, the boy told his mother to bring him the burrito.

 

 

Erik thought the boy was being disrespectful . . . and threw the burrito at his face, quote, "with force."  When the cops were talking to the boy afterward, they say he, quote, "had burrito cheese, sauce, and meat all over his clothing and face."

 

 

Erik was arrested for misdemeanor battery.  The police report didn't specify exactly WHICH Taco Bell burrito was involved. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Couple is Facing Felony Charges for Sneaking From One Movie into Another:

 

 

Have you ever gone to the movies, and snuck into a SECOND movie after the first one ended?  I have.  And I will NOT do it again.  Because apparently you can get charged with a FELONY.

 

 

On Saturday night, 49-year-old Lendsey Harbin of Gary, Indiana, and his wife, 40-year-old Delilha Harbin, went to see THE ROCK'S new movie "Snitch" at a theater in Portage, Indiana.

 

 

After "Snitch" was over, the Harbins snuck into a different theater to watch the zombie movie "Warm Bodies".  But a security guard spotted them and called the cops.

 

 

They were both arrested.  And even though movie tickets at the theater only cost $6.75 . . . both of them have been charged with a FELONY theft count.

 

 

Apparently in Indiana, ALL thefts are considered felonies, even for people like the Harbins without priors.  They are facing six months to three years in prison.

 

 

They say they were at a funeral all day on Saturday, and, quote, "just were not thinking correctly". 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A "Flaming Bag of Poop" Prank Caused $2,000 in Fire Damage:

 

 

No prank is more LEGENDARY than the FLAMING BAG OF DOG POOP on someone's doorstep.  But it can go wrong . . . like THIS.

 

 

Early Saturday, someone pulled the flaming bag of dog poop prank in Dover, Pennsylvania.  But instead of using the traditional paper bag and putting it on the ground, they used a plastic bag and hung it from the doorknob.

 

 

The family inside the house didn't hear the person who left the bag knock or ring the bell.  They only woke up when their SMOKE ALARMS started going off, because their front door was ON FIRE and smoke was filling the house.

 

 

The fire department was able to put it out, and fortunately no one was hurt.  But the fire DID cause $2,000 in damages.

 

 

The police are now trying to figure out who left the flaming bag of poop.