The TSA Will Let You Bring Wiffle Ball Bats On Planes Again:

 

 

Yesterday, the TSA announced they no longer believe terrorists will try to take over planes using plastic, yellow bats.

 

 

The TSA is lifting the ban on a few items next month, and one of them is WIFFLE BALL BATS.  So the next time you're going to a wiffle ball tournament, you WON'T have to check your lucky bat.  Score!

 

 

You can also bring lacrosse sticks, pool cues, ski poles, and up to two golf clubs on board.  You still can't bring baseball bats unless they're those small, novelty bats that are less than two feet long.

 

 

They're also going to let you bring SMALL POCKET KNIVES onto planes again.  But the blade has to be shorter than two-and-a-half inches, and narrower than half-an-inch.  Box cutters and razor blades are still banned.

 

 

These changes go into effect on April 25th. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Drunk Woman Without Pants Slams Her Car Into a Mobile Home . . . Then Tries to Get Away in a Kid's Battery-Operated Truck:

 

 

Around 5:30 P.M. on Sunday, 29-year-old Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas was driving drunk in her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am.  She ended up going off the road and SLAMMED into a guy's mobile home.

 

 

She got out of the car, where witnesses saw she wasn't wearing PANTS.

 

 

Her Pontiac was totaled, and she wanted to make a getaway.  That's when she spotted a kid's BATTERY-OPERATED Power Wheels truck.  She started trying to make a low-speed getaway in the truck but, obviously, it didn't work.

 

 

She was arrested with a blood-alcohol level of .217 . . . almost three times the legal limit.  She's facing several charges. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Five Weird Profile Photos, And What They Say About You:

 

 

You can learn a lot about a person by their profile photo on social networks.  And Cracked.com has a list of five weird types of profile pics, and what they mean.

 

 

#1.)  The extreme close-up.  Some women use a picture of just one eye, or just their lips.  Guys seem less likely to use this one.  But it sends a message that this one feature is the best you can do, and everything else will be downhill from there.

 

 

#2.)  The three-quarter turn.  This one is more of a guy thing.  You turn your face slightly away from the camera, like you want to show people your good side.  But if you even know you HAVE a good side . . . you're probably a narcissistic D-bag.

 

 

#3.)  The hot friend.  Some people use a picture of themselves with a really attractive friend.  This is either to distract you from all the things about them that are NOT hot, or to brainwash you into thinking they ARE hot, just by association.

 

 

#4.)  The no-show.  Sometimes you get that blank profile pic, or that default silhouette of a head that looks like a shooting range target.  Or someone puts up a picture of their cat, or their baby, or an inspiring cliché of some kind.

 

 

It's all probably about some personal crusade to convince the world that looks don't matter.  Or worst of all . . . they might actually be obsessed with cats.

 

 

#5.)  The intentionally ugly face.  Good-looking people do it to make you appreciate their beauty even more.  Everybody else does it to make you laugh . . . because maybe they're just not that attractive.