I'm really afraid of: Getting laid off…again!

I can sit and pretend that: I’m coming up to bat with the bases loaded.

Someone told me: that the Indians called the area that was to be the future city of Dallas, the "Valley of Bad Air."

I've never really had: a Grandfather

I don't get nervous when: I’m with my friends.

The funny thing is: growing up the way I did, you would think I should be in a rubber room.

Love is: a wonderful feeling.

Growing up, I learned that: Ya gotta take care of yourself.

I'm really afraid of: my ex-wife getting super powers

I can sit and pretend that: I'm not answering stupid questions like this one

Someone told me: that I had a face for radio

I've never really had: a real "Sunshine Day"

I don't get nervous when: I skydive. I just DON'T

The funny thing is: hopefully, just a mic switch away

Love is: never having to say "Oops! It broke!"

Growing up, I learned that: dad hit for distance